beforethedarkness | Voicemail (2013 Run)

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Voicemail (2013 Run)

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I'm super super super crazy intensely majorly sorry I'm late! I only intended to check on some stuff and ended up getting sidetracked, then Val was in town then after she left I was going to come and SENSEI and then that happened and Kushina-nee kept me longer but I'm here now!!!

I'm so so so so so so so Sorry!

Sasukeeeee? Tenten told me where the hotel was when she cleared out but you're not here. I'll wait but you are coming back right?

I'm really getting the impression that you're not coming back to the hotel room Sasuke and I get it, I was stupidly over the top late and Sensei always said I'd regret it sometime but you can at least tell me you didn't like... get Bowser napped right?

Okay, I've officially decided that you no longer intend to come back to this hotel room, and I probably should have realized this sooner but all your stuff is gone.

So I decided to check around Lightning's place for you to see if you ended up there, which is clearly a no. At least if you were I didn't see you, which was fun when trying to make sure they didn't see me by the way.

I checked again this morning! One of the pokemon almost spotted meeeeee. I'm out of practice. I'll work on my stealth while I'm doing all this stuff, I swear.

Hey. Hey. Sasuke. I wasn't with Itachi this whole time! He got mad at me for being stupid and not telling anyone where I was when I messaged sensei. Are you mad about that? Because I didn't think to tell anyone I was delayed, it wasn't just you!

Okay I put that badly. I was stupid and should have told you I was delayed no matter what the reason was!

Don't be maaaaaaaaaaad.

Okay if that's not it is it because I didn't come right with you? Yes, no?

OH KAMI. IS IT BECAUSE I SENT TENTEN?!

[It's obvious he just rolled out of bed and it's still dark out no less.]

Sasuke I just had a dream you got kidnapped by Tsunade.

... you didn't really get kidnapped by Tsunade, did you?

Oh. My. Kami. Sasuke. Sasuke. Sasukeeeee. DID YOU THINK MY SENDING TENTEN WAS A MATCHMAKING MOVE?!

EVAN WASN'T EITHER.

NOT THAT I THINK YOU'RE GAY.

NOT THAT YOU HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT EITHER!

I AM SO SORRY!!!! YOU CAN LOVE WHO YOU WANT!

No, really. I mean that. Anyone at all. Even Sensei or something. But if you decided to do that uh, don't tell Kushina-nee, she'd probably murder you or something.

And if you decided to love more than one person that's okay too, I swear!

I'll just... get off that topic now.

Hey. Sasuke? I didn't offend you earlier, right? I didn't mean to!

I just, you know, wanted you to know that everything is cool and it's totally okay and stuff.

Hey Sasuke~ I totally get that you're probably not even reading these at this point but... I'm kinda worried about you, is all. I handled all that stuff with Itachi really really badly, I know, but I'm worried anyway.

...

You're totally not in Olivine are you? I'm going to linger around here since I have no idea where you got to, and I'm searching but... I'm not gonna find you, am I?

Hey Sasuke. If you are reading these... even if you technically managed to run off alone on me, know you aren't really alone, okay?

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