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Sasuke Uchiha (うちは サスケ) ([personal profile] beforethedarkness) wrote2012-12-22 11:24 am

12th Tomoe || Text, backdated to December 19th

To the one who sent me those cookies:

I know who you are. I will find you, even if it takes the rest of my life. And I will make you wish that you were never born by the time I'm done with you.


[Enjoy that threatening text, network. Blame the fact that he doesn't have the bastard's pokégear information for it being broadcast publicly, though. But anyone who's around Sasuke at the time will likely see it as the first explicit show of emotion from him since he arrived in Route.]
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[personal profile] for_realsies 2012-12-22 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...So who did he hurt that has you so worked up anyway?

And don't you dare say it doesn't matter.
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[personal profile] for_realsies 2012-12-22 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*She will leave it alone, it shouldn't be too hard to find out via other means.*

Who do you think sent out the cookies?
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[personal profile] for_realsies 2012-12-22 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?

Man, even for that Koopa this feels low.

I mean, sure, he'd take an army and conquer the world, or kidnap a princess, or cheat at Tennis. But I figured poisoning people was beneath him.

That jerk needs a reality check...
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[personal profile] for_realsies 2012-12-22 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... about that.

It's a stupid plan, you won't actually make it better. I mean, the best you can hope for is to get his focus on you, he knows how to hold a grudge. So he doesn't go trying to kidnap anyone.

He's been an evil jerkface for forever, he won't actually end up afraid of you or anything. Just more angry, and more likely to do something like this again.
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[personal profile] for_realsies 2012-12-23 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
That's a bad plan too.

*Stupid boy with your stupid self-sacrificing stupid*

You'll do a better job protecting people you care about by sticking near them. Bowser's a bully, he's not going to stop pickin' on people, ever. He might not target your friends if you aren't around...

But he didn't only target you with the cookies. You're better off staying close to them, in case his random acts of meanness hit them again.
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[personal profile] for_realsies 2012-12-23 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
How do you plan to do that?

I want you to stop him but, he isn't someone that gets stopped. Just... stymied for a little while.
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[personal profile] for_realsies 2012-12-23 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I think that translates into "No plan at all, but it's super annoying you asked that question"?