16th Tomoe || Video, Action for House of Minnie

[beforethedarkness]

[It's early in the morning when Sasuke is woken up by Sakura. He groans when he sees the cheerful Lucario greeting him, and when he's pulled along to see why...

Well, that makes his morning a whole lot worse.

A sigh leaves Sasuke before a video goes up on the network, revealing the tired boy (sans headband) in a closed, rather plain room with his happy Lucario leaning on his shoulders. Seems like the radio on his gear is tuned in to the 'Town Channel' to cover up whatever background music there is, too...]

I have a lot of eggs and am putting them up for sale. There's Zubat, Shinx, Emolga, Oshawott, Riolu, Treecko, Yanma, Feebas, Charmander, Buneary, Vulpix, Torchic, and Purrloin eggs. I can send them over the PC to you.

[Yeah he's incredibly tired right about now. Shutting off the feed on that note.]

[[OoC: There are still some eggs left! Post is here!]]

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[beforethedarkness]

[You suck Lightning. :|; He shouldn't have to outright ask, it totally ruins his image as a guy who... Doesn't like anybody.

Which he doesn't.

...

... ... ...]

Let's get the eggs going.

[THAT'S KIND OF ASKING RIGHT?]

[beforethedarkness]

His dad?

[Pausing...]

What does his dad have to do with Jiraiya?

[soggypastry]

[There's a soft amusement uncurling in Lightning's chest at that, but she only nods and moves to pick up one of the larger eggs. Was that so hard, Sasuke?]

You should get her to let go of you first.

[usedswift]

It takes more time, but it's worth it. With the egg Misaki-san sent me, this makes...

[She tips her head back, mouthing silently to herself as she counts.]

Twenty-seven of them, and they're all pretty great in their own way.

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[aburame]

You are surprised?

[beforethedarkness]

[Sakura shook her head, almost pouting at Lightning when her grip around Sasuke tightens.]

... I'm not sure I can.

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[beforethedarkness]

[Miiiiight be looking more than a little unhappy and embarrassed with that statement.]

... It caught me off guard.

Keep your pokémon in their balls if you don't want this to happen to you either.

[That Lucario of his looks a little too proud of herself...]

[beforethedarkness]

[Twenty seven...]

Why do you have that many.

[itsjustdust]

[Sloooow blink.]

Well,he was kinda his student. You know. Jiraiya, Sensei, my team, and I guess then it popped down via Kakashi to you guys. Which works out cause Sensei is Naruto's dad so it kinda stayed in family yeah?

[He snickered.]

I just realized. Hair colors. White, black, white, blond, white, blond. Poor Sandaime-sama was the odd duck.

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[aburame]

... I will keep it in mind. [The Trapinch beside him clamps its jaws down on the edge of his jacket. Shino's first egg hatched today! Just dealing with one is enough already.]

Would it not make sense to separate ones belonging to the same egg group by gender as well?

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[beforethedarkness]

[Shino, you just spoke a foreign language at him and it shows.]

... I don't exactly have the power to do that here. I wasn't expecting my newer pokémon to do this either.

[ANNOYED. SO ANNOYED.]

... You don't want an egg, do you?

[usedswift]

Because they're all different types, and they've each got their own traits that're useful. I mean, back home I had more than a hundred weapons in a single scroll, and Pokémon are basically weapons...

...Is that weird?

[soggypastry]

[Shifting the egg so it won't fall and giving Sakura a look. Really? Come on, Sakura. Don't make her go get Sen to tug you into a playfight. Strike gets jealous easily.]

You don't have her Pokéball on you?

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[aburame]

[Some people might say he speaks a foreign language 24/7. AS LONG AS YOU KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM, SASUKE.]

... They reach sexual maturity early on? [For the first time since it began chewing on him, he'll glance down at his Trapinch... deargod. Mammalian-like Pokemon are oviparous and kittens can breed with whales and Shino has already decided that Pokemon are weird.]

I will take a Yanma egg off your hands.

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[beforethedarkness]

[God he knows that sort of thanks Vanitas.]

Not that quickly. The newer ones were ones I caught in the wild.

I can have it sent to your PC by the end of today.

[beforethedarkness]

[Rather than explaining, he pulls out the pokéball and tries to return Sakura...

Only, she moves her head and whines a little so that the beam misses. Sasuke tries again.

She dodges it again.

On more time, at her paw.

Sakura moves it before promptly hugging him tightly.]

[beforethedarkness]

... I didn't expect you to get so many so quickly.

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[aburame]

Mm... [Nods.]

Does the parent Yanma belong to you?

[beforethedarkness]

... I guess.

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[beforethedarkness]

Yes. And so does the father, Kusanagi - a Scizor.

[Didn't take him long to figure that one out...]

[itsjustdust]

What? I mean, it's a neat lineage pattern.

[beforethedarkness]

I wouldn't know.

[itsjustdust]

Eh? How could anyone not know? I mean, Sensei's wife was Uzumaki Kushina, and Sensei was the Yondaime, that's kinda glaring.

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[aburame]

[Hm? A Scizor. Aradia had mentioned its pre-evolution to him at his arrival.]

... I would be interested to hear what it's like to raise either of the two.

[read: you better tell him. He spent the whole of last week explaining the future to you all.]

[beforethedarkness]

What?

[He's stiff, staring at Obito a little before he finds his voice again.]

Your sensei... Naruto's father... Was the Yondaime Hokage?