_{[Of course it's not. But between it being a long and complicated story (... that would probably unsettle the hell out of a 'newbie') and the fact that she just plain doesn't want to talk about it... yeah.]}

Yeah, it was pretty hilarious, you shoulda been there.

Anyway, if you wanna get to actual civilization before you run out of food, I'd suggest you start walking.

It's a good three-day trip to Cherrygrove from New Bark.