6th Tomoe || Video, Action for his travel party

[beforethedarkness]

[It seems like Sasuke's appearing on candid camera this time. The camera's shaky too, like something not used to working it is holding it and pointing it in the direction of the owner. The audio picks up on an amused bird-warble above anything else, and even in the low light it's easy to see why.

On the boy's head is a Golbat, and that Golbat seems to be intent on affectionately biting him. This results in a few puncture marks and a pained expression on his face as he tries vainly to wrestle with the much larger purple bat pokémon.] Ino -- Ino! Stop biting! Get off of me! INO!!

[The reason why Ino the Golbat seems intent on eating her trainer's head? Well, it might have to do with the fact that Sasuke also seems to be soaked in something... And it doesn't help that a tiny Shinx, along with Blitzle and Growlithe, are jumping on to lick at him as well, much to poor Sasuke's dismay (if the pained noises and protests are anything to go by).

All the while, the camera drops and there's a brief show of a very cheerful Combusken before the feed cuts out.]

Comments

[usedsuitup]

[Okay? This? Pretty entertaining.]

You okay there, bro?

[beforethedarkness]

I'm fine. [It's even more entertaining because that Golbat is still gnawing on his head.]

[usedsuitup]

You sure?

I mean, you kind of have a bat growing out of your head.

[beforethedarkness]

I'm. Sure.

It's just berry juice.

[usedsuitup]

Really? Because Halloween's coming up and it looks like you've already got your costume down.

[beforethedarkness]

I'm not bothering with Halloween. [Grunt grunt -- VICTORY! He manages to pull Ino off and he's now holding the squirming pokémon in his lap. Which means that the camera is now obscured by lots of purple-bodied pokémon now.]

[usedsuitup]

Why not? Halloween's awesome!

[And Barney just starts laughing because this whole thing is actually really funny.]

[beforethedarkness]

It's pointless. [It's lucky that he can't get his hands near the pokégear right now or it would be off.

Barney's getting treated to the sight of Ino giving a big wet lick down the side of his face though.]

[usedsuitup]

[Okay, okay, he'll try to calm down, but that lick just sets him off again.]

What? No it's not, it's awesome. I mean, you get candy, you get to prank people, and, this is the best part, it's like the girls take the opportunity to bare it all.

It's like, the best holiday ever.

[beforethedarkness]

[Twitching so much. This is not funny, this is annoying, learn the difference!]

I'm not interested in it. [Crap! Ino just got out of his grip and is pretty much licking all over his head again...]

[usedsuitup]

[When you're Barney Stinson, they're kind of the same thing.]

That is so lame! I mean, it's a chance to have fun, who doesn't want that?

[beforethedarkness]

I don't care. I'm not interested.

[usedsuitup]

So you just hate fun? Lame.

[and this means Sasuke is never going to be rid of Barney.]

[beforethedarkness]

I have more important things to worry about than fun.

[usedsuitup]

Well, that's just depressing. I mean, you're still a kid pretty much. All you should be concerned about is having fun!

This is the world for stuff like that!

[beforethedarkness]

It stopped mattering to me a long time ago.

[usedsuitup]

Seriously? You have a rough life or something?

[beforethedarkness]

... None of your business.

[usedsuitup]

Fine, if you say so. Just, try and lighten up, kid. You don't want wrinkles when you're twenty.

Just saying.

[beforethedarkness]

I don't care about something like that. As long as I achieve my goal, nothing else matters.

[usedsuitup]

So, what happens after you achieve your goal? Will you have fun then?

[beforethedarkness]

That goal is all that matters now. I'll think of the future after.

[usedsuitup]

I just can't see that being a good way to live.

[beforethedarkness]

I don't care about what you think.

[usedsuitup]

Hey! A kid like you should be respecting your elders.